A Romanian man needed some help after his ‘great idea’ started to feel not so great. He had super glued his condom to his penis.
The 43-year-old father-of-five told doctors he and his wife didn’t want any more children. Their obvious solution was to start using condoms, but the condoms Nicolae Popovici’s wife bought were a bit ‘roomy’.
The couples solution for this small problem was not to buy new condoms that did fit, but to make the big ones fit. One way or another.
They used superglue to glue the condom to the man’s penis. This did not only solve the size-issue, but they could also re-use the condoms, so they thought.
After sex, the couple realised the condom was stuck and wouldn’t come off. After trying everything they could think off (and these people are resourceful as you may have noticed) Nicolae went to the local medical clinic for help.
One of the nurses said: “He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end.
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Darwin Award for this moron
This sounds like an urban legend. I mean the stuff is called “Super Glue” so anyone knows it will be a permanent bond. I don’t think anyone is this stupid.
I take it he never thought he’d have to pee again?
Dearest Joe,
He neither killed himself nor rendered himself infertile through his stupidity (not that either would matter since he has five children already): so he’s not eligible for a Darwin Award, you daft cunt.
Joe you idiot. The Darwin Award is for someone who is dead. I dont see any mention of death in the story above.
He didn’t die, moron
They removed it? Damn, still a chance for the gene pool to be further polluted.
Hey man, nice blog, but I do have one request - could you put some sources on these stories? We have no way of knowing whether they’ve just been made up.
Actually Darwin awards are not for death, they are for people who remove themselves from the gene pool. e.g. if he’d lost his penis without having children and without dying he would still be eligible because he’d no longer be in the gene pool, being, as he would be, unable to reproduce.
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Well, technically he’s already had 5 children. Even if it was removed it wouldn’t help much.
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Unfortunaly he is not eligable for a Darwin award as he already has kids, but perhaps he can have an honorable mention
darwin awards are for people who kill them selves in weird ways
Unfortunately these are the type of people that have 5 KIDS!
Wow - why all the hostility to poor joe? Does it make you feel better about yourselves to call him names? Compensating for your own ‘roomy condom’ problem?
Hehe, right on Marty.
you don’t need to not have kids to be eligible for a darwin..
He could have an honerable mention in the darwin awards as there is a section of it on the stupid who dont manage to kill themselves.
BTW you can soften superglue enough to get off by using nail polish remover (acetone) on it. I did this when somebody put superglue in my car lock, it works fine now.
did they ever hear of birth control or maybe even a vacetimey???
i am ashamed to be named Joe.
fuck you, Joe.
I also call BS on this. Superglue would eat righ through the latex of the condom, there is no way he would be able to get it to stick. He might suffer from some residue stuck to his member, but there is no way that the condom would stick on long enough for him to even have sex. Try glueing some latex onto your skin with superglue and you will see how true this article is.
everyone ripping on the guy who suggested he get a Darwin award is just as dumb. while the man is not eligible for a Darwin award, he COULD get into their books/database for an “honorable mention”
everyone who tried to pretend they were witty with words like “daft cunt” should go chomp a dick.
Joe, I’m on your side, even though you did misspeak.
Dearest Kelly,
quote: Honorable Mentions are foolish misadventures that stop short of the ultimate sacrifice, but still illustrate the innovative spirit of Darwin Award candidates.
now please do some proper research before you try and shit on someone, because you may just publically humiliate yourself.
thank you and good day you waste of oxygen.
why all the hostility?
I just love how offended everyone gets. It was probably the wifes idea. Better yet, it was a good joke gone bad. Now don’t get a butt hurt because I said it was the wifes idea ladies, you know women are crazy. Don’t worry, I will take the honors of calling myself an @sshole, because I know thats what you’re thinking. Its cool.
Hmmm, well I do my own nails and that requires a tube of super glue thats always included. There hasn’t been a time when it has not stuck to my own skin so from my own experience I can tell you that sweat, oil from your skin and water render super glue useless within a matter of hours if it directly on your skin. So with that in mind and the fact that there are several bodily fluids involved not to mention lubricants for sexual behavior I doubt it would have stuck to the point of having medical attention. Then again if this story is true the idea was dumb enough in the beginning so it wouldn’t surprise me if they panicked and felt they needed medical attention instead of taking a bath.
Fuck this blog. This motherfucker just writes shit he thinks is funny. He made it all up. Picking on the Romanians you jewish fuck. Go suck off a little black dick.
wow..that must have been scary as hell..what an idot
I’m always mortified when someone calls me Joe. Seems like its usually when they ask me if I’ve just superglued my pecker to an empty condom box, again. Like; “Here Joe, whazzafugizzat shit, mate?” Well, you might ask, what kinda fucktard would do something like that noe, eh? Believe me, no more nightmares of sexin’ with them smelly French broads. Think you’re from Romania when you’ve got an empty Cheerieos box glued to your wank-o-matic gigglie stick. Fuck’in works, right? Voila, no fukin’ more little Froggie rat ass bastards. Bloody ecologically correct it is. Buncha fucktards.
q chingaso ocn estevagre i fucked his wife i understand why he ssueprglued a condom
Well, as we used to say in the scouts” Come prepared”.
problem for this guy was he was only getting sex once a month…… and he used it several times?
Imagine blow jobs must have been scarey for the missus.
How does the song go? ” Stuck on you theres a feeling I get get just being inside you”
A Lionel Ritchie classic just written for the Romanian.
Nice one thanks. The Baldchemist
Photoshopped. Even Joe’s comment was photoshopped.
Yes, Darwin Awards are exclusively for the deceased, BUT they do have honorable mention for more “lively” idiots (har har), and I think this actually has gotten that.
Ms. Lucia: Super Glue’s bond is formed only in the presence of moisture, such as natural body oil or water. If that was not the case, it would be worthless as a medical tool.
http://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2004-14.html
(27 October 2004, Topraiser, Romania) Nicolae, a 43-year-old father of five, was known to his friends as a pragmatic man…
I thought about this before but thought better. This guy should win the Nobel prize for being a retard.
wow, what an example of hygiene!
using a condom more than once…very smart way to save!
soperglueing…pure genius!
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