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June 13th, 2008 — Bizarre, crime, sex, weird
A SINGAPOREAN man with an armpit-sniffing fetish has been sentenced to 14 years in prison and 18 strokes of the cane.
Mohammed Ismail Ariffin, 36, was convicted of molesting 23 females ranging in age from nine to their 50s, The Straits Times reported today.
Community Court Judge James Leong imposed preventive detention, a jail term for prisoners with no chance of parole.
The court was earlier told Mohammed Ismail stalked his victims and followed them into lifts, staircase landings or their homes. In some cases, he restrained them.
He was also was guilty of fondling a 13-year-old and exposing himself to a 53-year- old cleaner, the court was told.
Following a report from a housewife that a man had smelled her armpit on January 3, police took a semen swab at the scene which led them to Mohammed Ismail.
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June 12th, 2008 — MoronOfTheDay, crime, sex
WHEN Corio man Benjamin Baker sent an obscene video of himself on his mobile phone, he didn’t count on his victim being at the police station when she received it.
The video not only provided police with a first-hand glimpse of what the stalker had been up to, but all the evidence they needed to charge him.
Baker, 27, of Princes Hwy, Corio, pleaded guilty in Geelong Magistrates’ Court yesterday to charges of stalking and using a telecommunications device to harrass.
Police Prosecutor, Senior Constable Seaton Lillas said that between January 1 and January 7 this year Baker repeatedly tried to phone the victim, but she kept missing the calls. Continue reading →
June 11th, 2008 — fun, sex
After years of marriage, mind numbing 9-5s, and the same boring food, fun, and sex, even the best marriage can become stale. By designing our lives from a place of endless possibilities we can literally blow the socks off our relationships and create a world of fun.
When boringness is so prevalent that you hit the snooze button 4 times before dragging yourself out of bed, you know you aren’t living the life you love. You cultivate a new love for love and for the sweetheart in your life, and here’s how…
7 Ways To Breathe Life Back Into Your Marriage
1. Public Display of Team Effort. When the two of you are in front of other people, make it a rule to not contradict each other. Even when you know your partner is dead wrong, you can still reserve the option to take them aside and discuss the subject with them or wait until later. In this way you are avoiding causing embarrassment to them or undermining them.
2. Cheerleading Unit. Whenever you talk to people about your spouse make sure you tell them every little thing that you adore and admire about your spouse. When that person talks to your spouse in the future they will be sure to mention all the amazing things you have said and about how much love you have for them.
3. Date Your Wife. Instead of falling back into the same week-to-week rut, go out on a fun, spontaneous, and easy-going date. No picking fights, no arguing, just taking pleasure in what you have and loving each other. Be young and sexy again!
4 .Create Bucket Lists. A bucket list is a goal setting tool used strictly for fun activities. That’s basically what you do, create a future of fun, dining, entertainment, adventure and exploration together on paper. This future will determine who you are being in the present, as well as the anticipation and teamwork that will be produced as you work towards achieving this together.
5. Give It To Them. Find out what your partner likes, such as you bringing them dinner while they watch the game (for him), or pouring a glass of wine and just listening attentively (for her) [you get the point], and just being fully giving. It is within your giving that your own love grows for that person. You can’t make them love you more, but you can both make yourselves love each other more.
6. Don’t Make Them Wrong. This is probably the hardest one of all. It means a total acceptance of both who they are and the decisions they make. What makes this hard is when your spouse is doing something that is killing themselves, like smoking for example, and you have to completely allow them to decide on their own and let them be.
7. Share The Landmark Forum. When Marina and I did the landmark forum together, it brought our extraordinary relationship to new heights that I didn’t expect. At the point I couldn’t even imagine getting any closer to her, despite the fact that we were getting closer each day. As an example, if our relationship was at a 15 out of 10 already, it hit 30 over the course of a weekend. I would say that we got our money’s worth.
Use the comment box below to share what you do to spice up the relationships in your life. The top answers will be picked and put into a follow up article called ‘X Dumb Little Ways To Spice Up Your Relationships’. Be fun and creative.
-Alex
source : http://www.dumblittleman.com/2008/06/7-ways-to-breathe-life-back-into-your.html
May 27th, 2008 — Bizarre, sex, weird
A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his “romantic” feelings towards vehicles.

Photo: Edward Smith with one of his former partners
Edward Smith, who lives with his current “girlfriend” – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not “sick” and had no desire to change his ways.
“I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love,” he said. Continue reading →
May 26th, 2008 — sex, weird

Remember that classic “toy” slime that came in a little garbage can? Ever use it to have sex? Yeah, um… me neither. Anyway, it turned 30 years old this month. To celebrate, Japan’s Mega Store is releasing an updated line of products called Adult Slime. Nostalgic Generation Xer’s will be happy to know the line has expanded to include four new scents that “appeal to adult sensitivities,” including hot, relax, love and the ironically named elegance. Bedroom? Meet Slimer. Wet Naps not included. [Trends in Japan]
Source: http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2008/05/slime_turns_into_sex_toy_childhood_memories_shattered_forever-2.html
May 22nd, 2008 — crime, sex, weird
A 32-year-old woman from northern Sweden has been indicted on a charge of aggravated rape after forcing another woman at knifepoint to perform oral sex.
Accompanied by a male relative, the 32-year-old forced her way into the woman’s apartment in Haparanda in January this year.
The pair stole 1,000 kronor ($165) from the victim before forcing her into sexual acts which, according to the indictment, were comparable to full intercourse. Continue reading →
May 20th, 2008 — Bizarre, sex, weird
A Canadian woman has pleaded guilty to stabbing her boyfriend during a sex game in which he asked her to carve a heart-shaped symbol onto his chest.
Reports from Canada say Catherine McCoubrey, 25, was sentenced to three years’ probation for the February 2007 assault.
Winnipeg Free Press reports the couple had been drinking and were engaged in “rough sex” when the boyfriend asked her to carve the symbol.
McCoubrey complied but accidentally pressed the knife too deep.
The 24-year-old victim was rushed to hospital with a puncture wound to his heart and was not expected to live, but has since recovered.
source: http://www.livenews.com.au/Articles/2008/05/16/Lover_stabbed_in_bizarre_sex_game
May 19th, 2008 — remarkable, sex
With the police on a tear to shred any last bit of credibility they may still retain with the public, following, you know, that whole attack everyone in sight episode, followed by the rape scandal, not to speak of good vibrations, (it’s such a sweet sensation!), we were quite unsurprised to receive this latest bit of scandal coming from the rendőrök, who seem to be only capable of guarding themselves. What was surprising, however, was that this news came from South Africa, more specifically IOL Online, who wrote that a Budapest policewoman had been axed for appearing in a porn film. The article was scant on details, so we looked around for more info. It took us a while, but we found it. Continue reading →
May 16th, 2008 — remarkable, sex
It’s a pretty well known fact that most women – attractive women – will happily date ugly men. We see it on TV — in shows like King of Queens, though I would probably argue that Kevin James is kind of a stud, and really, that’s exactly the point I plan on making– and we see it in our friends.
There are plenty of studies on this strangely anti-Darwinian phenomenon – studies which I think don’t answer the question as well as I, with my oh-so-steadfast opinions, can, do, and will.
So let’s talk about this. Let’s talk about what exactly is wrong with these conventionally attractive men, and let’s talk about what is right about these, well, conventionally un-attractive men.
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Anecdotal evidence aside, I know for a fact that I don’t find “hot” men attractive.* Let me clarify – I find them pleasing to the eye, and every so often quite tempting, but I don’t find myself actually attracted to them. And here I have to admit that I am undoubtedly judging their books by their covers, but I have yet to find the exception to the rule. Continue reading →
April 16th, 2008 — MoronOfTheDay, crime, sex
VISTA, Calif. — A man who broke into a Vista home and stole a 14-year-old girl’s underwear, then returned later and peered into her bedroom window, was sentenced Tuesday to six years in prison and ordered to register as a sex offender for life.
Efrain Omar Cristobal, 29, pleaded guilty Feb. 27 to residential burglary of an occupied house. Vista Superior Court Judge Daniel Goldstein sentenced the defendant — a Mexican national — to the upper term of six years, said Deputy District Attorney Lisa Stark.
The 14-year-old girl testified at an earlier hearing that she returned from school to her Dorsey Way home around 2:50 p.m. on Jan. 16 and found her bedroom windows open, the curtains flapping in the wind.
A renter came to her crying and said a man had been in the house, the girl testified. When the girl returned to her bedroom, she said she looked out the window and saw a long-haired man outside looking at her. The girl said the man, who she identified as Cristobal, moved the blinds out of the way and put his head through the window. She testified that she screamed, grabbed her little sister and ran from the residence.
Sheriff’s Deputy Douglas Downes testified that Cristobal was apprehended a couple of blocks away. When the deputy patted down the defendant, he said he found two unused condoms, the girl’s panties and a human hair preserved in clear tape.
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