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Man smashes into Cairns adult shop for sex with dolls

A MAN has smashed his way into an adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the sex toys in a nearby lane.

Business owners in Cairns believe the same culprit is responsible for break-ins and till thefts at the Sapphire Bar on Lake St and three break-ins at the Laneway Adult Shop off Spence St in recent days.

His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes, The Cairns Post reports.

The owner of the adult shop, who wished to be named only as Vogue, said that in a first unreported break-in, the man had stolen five dolls and had sex with one of them.

“He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley,” he said.

“It is totally bizarre. It is a real concern that someone like that is out on the street.”

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Sex pump judge disbarred

A disgraced ex-judge, who served time for using a sex aid while on the bench, has been disbarred by The Oklahoma Supreme Court.

Former Creek County District Judge Donald Thompson was convicted on four counts of indecent exposure, after he was accused of using a “penis pump” in court, the Associated Press reported.

He served 20 months of a four year sentence and was suspended from the bar in late 2006.

In making his decision, Supreme Court Justice John Reif said others convicted of felonies had escaped disbarment.

“However, the nature of the crimes in this matter led this Court to conclude that nothing less than disbarment is appropriate. The conduct was not isolated, having occurred over a fairly lengthy period of time and on four separate occasions.”

Thompson said during his trial that the pump was as a gag gift from a hunting buddy and denied ever using it during trials, reported AP.

The Supreme Court said Thompson never responded to requests for a hearing on his disbarment.

However, his attorney said Thompson had no intention of practicing law after he resigned when the allegations were first made.

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Roadworker Discovers Fuel And Cigarettes Don’t Mix

TWO road workers have learnt the hard way about mixing cigarettes and fuel after a big explosion at a Brisbane tunnel worksite.

Fire officers said the workers arrived at the tunnel building site in Park Road, Woolloongabba, about 10pm Sunday and opened up a 20 litre container with fuel and bitumen inside.

Queensland Fire and Rescue senior operations coordinator Paul Simmons said the fumes were ignited by the cigarette creating a “bang”.

“The force of the explosion was so great it threw the container 20 metres into the side of a parked truck,” said Senior Operations Coordinator with Queensland Fire and Rescue Paul Simmons.

He said both men were treated on site by ambulance for burns to their faces and arms before being taken to hospital.

“It was just a situation where everything was right. The ratio of fuel vapours to oxygen were at just the right level for an explosion and the cigarette was a sufficient ignition source.”

Workplace, Health and Safety is expected to investigate the incident further today.

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Best Man Raped With Sex Toy

By Mex Cooper, The Sydney Morning Herald

A best man, allegedly raped by a stripper with a sex toy, had stepped in for the groom who “wasn’t interested” in his bucks’ party’s strip show, a court has heard.

A  witness told the Melbourne Magistrates Court the alleged victim had been egged on by a cheering crowd of up to 30 men to perform with the hired stripper, Linda Maree Naggs, after the groom sat down after spending less than a minute with her.

“All the boys were there wanting a show,” he said.

Naggs, 39, has been charged with raping the best man who told police he was sexually penetrated with a vibrator during the party on the Mornington Peninsula last September.

The alleged victim, who cannot be identified, had his pants pulled down to his knees and his top off when Naggs was passed a vibrator by a female assistant, the court heard.

One witness said the best man had looked uncomfortable throughout the performance and was forced on to all fours by Naggs who was naked and wearing a  sex toy.

“She went behind him and pulsated to push him to the ground,” he said.

The witness said he heard the man scream and get to his feet.

“‘Why did you do that for … you didn’t have to do that,’” he said the man yelled.

The court heard the man then pushed Naggs in the chest who retaliated with a right-hook punch but missed and threatened to “come back with my bikie mates”.

“She was a little bit hysterical … she thought she was a boxer,” the best man’s brother told the court.

He said Naggs had been riding his “very conservative” brother like a dog or a horse before the alleged rape.

“I don’t think he could see what was going on. I don’t think he knew what was going to happen,” the witness said.

The brother denied seeing drugs at the party where two strippers performed and topless waitresses served drinks.

He said the men had been loudly cheering in a “mature way” during Naggs’s act that began with her whipping the man next to him in the groin.

The witness said he could not remember Naggs saying she would call the police or being struck in the head in an upstairs bedroom.

The court heard the best man told his brother in the toilet that he was bleeding after the alleged rape.

The court was closed to the media and public while the alleged victim gave evidence for just under two hours.

Biswaden Mitra, from the Victorian Institute of Forensic Medicine, said the alleged victim had  injuries the day after the bucks’ party.

But when shown photographs of the sex toy, Dr Mitra said he could not say if it had caused the minor injury.

The committal hearing before magistrate Elizabeth Lambden to determine whether Naggs, of Rosebud West, should stand trial continues.

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CNN discovers that people who cheat on their spouses often lie

(LifeWire) — Elizabeth Blackney says her heart goes out to Elizabeth Edwards, wife of former Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. John Edwards, because she’s been there, too.

Expert says some people cheat only once and never cheat again.

Blackney was just 22 and pregnant when she found out in 1995 her husband had been having an extramarital affair.

“It occurred to me that I hadn’t seen the phone bill come in the mail for a while,” says the now 36-year-old mother in Bend, Oregon. A quick call to the phone company confirmed that her husband had requested the bills be sent to a post office box that she was unaware of.

After Blackney had the bills rerouted to their home address, she discovered what he was hiding: a long-distance relationship with another woman. When Blackney called the woman’s number to investigate, she found out that her husband not only had a mistress, but that he’d told the other woman that Blackney had died in childbirth.

Source+ rest of article  CNN